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I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mom. • Friends • Food • That’s none of your business 😉 On a typical Friday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. It goes back to evolution and the way women are wired. Check out the video analysis and Doc will break it down for you step-by-step…From all of the other profiles listed, this guy was a “regular Joe” with average looks, but his sense of confidence in what he knew he was looking for in a gal; along with the great many adventures he had been on, gave him a “knight-in-shinning-armor-returning-from-slaying-a-dragon” appeal. YESSSS, you know what I am about to fill you in on.

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I will never know anyway 🙂 Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.

And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…

This guy is mysterious, compassionate, fun and funny—an irresistible combo to women.

Okay, so you know the drill by now…check out the Video Analysis below so that you can find out I go to ye ol’ American Film Institute for screenwriterin’.

🙂 And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding 🙂 I am crazy, stupid, and charming.

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